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Beyond the little shown on Sister Wives, Robyn Brown goes to great lengths to hide her personal life, especially regarding her relationship with Kody Brown. While she doesn’t post on her social media often and doesn’t even allow film crews to come into her home, she does have an active public Pinterest.

Let’s take a deep dive into Robyn’s Pinterest account, specifically the board titled “For Kody.” The board holds a plethora of cheesy quotes Robyn saved for Kody, but here are the five most cringe-inducing pins.

Robyn Brown and Kody Brown embrace at the beach on their honeymoon in 'Sister Wives' Season 1 in San Diego, California.
Robyn Brown and Kody Brown, ‘Sister Wives’ | TL

5. “Any home can be a castle when the king and queen are in love.”

Coming in fifth place is a pin where Robyn refers to herself as a “queen” and Kody as the “king.” This seems strange for a couple practicing plural marriage to give themselves such titles, especially since all of Kody’s other marriages are either over or hanging on by a thread. It also seems insensitive, considering Robyn is the only wife legally married to Kody.

Dayton, Ariella, Robyn, Kody, Solomon, Breanna, and Aurora Brown posing together for a family photo on ‘Sister Wives’ Season 17 on TLC.
Dayton, Ariella, Robyn, Kody, Solomon, Breanna, and Aurora Brown, ‘Sister Wives’ | TLC

It’s also tasteless for her to refer to her home as a “castle,” considering that it’s true, at least in comparison to her sister wives. Robyn owns a $900,000 home with her “king” Kody, and he spends all of his time with her there. Meanwhile, Janelle has a fifth-wheel trailer, no assets, and helped pay for the said castle.

4. ‘If a Capricorn gives you their time, you obviously mean something to them as they don’t waste their time on people they see as useless.’

Kody’s astrological sign is a Capricorn. Robyn saved a quote about how Capricorns don’t spend their time on “useless” people. This quote is cringe-inducing for so many reasons. There’s no telling why Robyn felt the need to save this quote for Kody, especially considering that one of the biggest issues in Kody’s other marriage was the equal division of Kody’s time between wives.

Kody Brown and Robyn Brown on their wedding day as shown on 'Sister Wives' Season 1 on TLC.
Kody Brown and Robyn Brown, ‘Sister Wives’ | TLC

As Sister Wives fans know, Robyn received special treatment since the beginning, and now she has Kody to herself almost exclusively. This quote essentially says that Kody wouldn’t waste his time on “useless” people. Does Robyn see the other wives as “useless”?

3. ‘Sometimes, the love of your life comes after the mistake of your life.’

This one is pretty straightforward. In June 1999, 21-year-old Robyn married her first husband, David Jessop. During their 8-year-long marriage, they had three children, Dayton, Aurora, and Breanna. After Robyn divorced David, she spent a few years alone as a single mom before she met Kody.

'Sister Wives' stars Kody and Robyn Brown pose during a confessional for the TLC series.
Kody and Robyn Brown of TLC’s ‘Sister Wives’ | TLC/YouTube

This quote seems a bit strange to call the first marriage, the one that gave her three children, one of the biggest mistakes of her life. As Sister Wives fans know, after Kody adopted the three children, she removed all signs of David from her children’s life.

2. ‘A real alpha will do whatever it takes to achieve his goals, even if it means standing alone.’

This quote is cringe-worthy on so many levels. Since Robyn saved this pin for Kody, it clearly shows that she’s the one who has been calling him an alpha. In a recent Cameo, Kody referred to himself as an alpha male for the first time, and fans were shocked.

Kody, Robyn, and Meri Brown of TLC's 'Sister Wives.'
Kody, Robyn, and Meri Brown | TLC/Discovery Press

Would Robyn encourage Kody to remove all of the other distractions (i.e., the other wives) to focus on his goal (i.e., her and her five kids)?

Is this her way of telling Kody that alpha males demand respect and give up on the mothers of their children simply because they no longer align with his goals? Yikes, Robyn.

1. ‘I like men with massive, throbbing vocabularies.’

This saved quote from Robyn to Kody takes the cake for the cringiest quote — possibly of all time. Kody does have an extensive vocabulary, but I’m not sure Robyn is talking about words here. Cringe.

Kody Brown looking at Robyn Brown in 'Sister Wives' for TLC.
Kody Brown and Robyn Brown, ‘Sister Wives’ | TLC

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New episodes of Sister Wives Season 17 air Sundays at 10 p.m. ET on TLC.